yum yum~~~~~
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Monday, September 29, 2008
A case of Wrong Identities.
Damn damn damn.. People with same name really does make me LOL. Srsly. One of them had the same name with one of my friends from SBS. And well, I think I drove her nuts trying t guess WTH am I, when she does not even know me. LOL.and I dont even recognize her from da pics... @.@ Anyway, I wonder how can PYC know both...but anyhow, I have linked both in my blog.. hopefully this does not happen again.
Friday, September 26, 2008
Random Joke
A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.
'Oh my GOD!' screamed the woman. 'That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?'
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture."
Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay,' said the woman.
As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed, 'Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?'
Again the doctor spoke very calmly:
'Same illness, better health plan!'
'Oh my GOD!' screamed the woman. 'That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?'
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture."
Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay,' said the woman.
As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed, 'Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?'
Again the doctor spoke very calmly:
'Same illness, better health plan!'
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Windows Live Messenger 9 Beta
Get it from here.
http://download.live.com/messenger
But I suggest that you wait till the finalized one is out. A few of my plugins dun work and gradient colored text is not supported.
http://download.live.com/messenger
But I suggest that you wait till the finalized one is out. A few of my plugins dun work and gradient colored text is not supported.
Working at McD : Day 3
Today is the first day of my proper working days. 8 hours, instead of the training's 4. Got to work at 9am. Very early. Got stationed at the back cashier for like, err, 30minutes before I got kicked to the kitchen. Withing the 30 minutes, I met the morning shift dude, Azahari. 18 years old like me. But he will be working to fund his studies. Wow. Seems like he will be working for a long time. Anyway, at the kitchen, I had to fry the patties and those kind of stuff. Had lunch at 3 something. Worked till 6pm. Was horribly tired at the end of the day. Looking forward to tomorrow's work. :p
Working at McD : Day 2
Well, Day 2 means you know where you should go already, and I told the manager I was to be stationed at the back. Got there. Worked as usual. This time though, quite some interesting things happened. Firstly, there were people who, well, are quite, err, rich. I wanted to return the change, but they told me to keep the change. I was like, lol and wtf?? I can't accept tips. Seriously. And then, I learned how to spot an African's car. Well, 98% of the time, it is a Proton, maximum 2 years old. Waja, Persona, Wira and Satria Neo. And then, 100% of them, well, use the freaking high beam. Idiots. From far can see them, and my eyes hurt. Why can't they use the normal light like everyone else? Why need to be so special? Goddamnit.
Working at McD : Day 1
Arrived there at 5pm sharp. Told manager I was first day there. Got kicked to the back. Became cashier for Drive-Thru. Met a nice dude named Hairul. talked to him. Then he taught me how to take the money and so on so forth. Darn, greeting the customers ain't easy, but I managed to finish it. Day 1 is my first day (if not???), and I was waiting so darn long for 9pm to come. It came, after 4 hours, that it. Enjoyed that day.
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Why i LOVE my mom
Simple, whacking my head is a sign of LOVE~~ Yeah. 3 times. More LOVE~~ What resulted in that? Just asking what is right and what is wrong. Who knew that questioning those topics would result in LOVE ~~ Ya ya ya. You are the BEST example la. Daddy is NOT THE GOOD EXAMPLE LA. Whacking head is DAMN GOOD EXAMPLE NOW LA??? Screw that.
Monday, September 15, 2008
Anther MSN virus in the wild
If you guys receive a NEWESTPICTURE0011.zip file, delete it immediately. It is a very strong virus.
If you got infected, there are several symptoms.
- No Task Manager
- No regedit
- No msconfig
- AV shuts down
- Autostarts using " Symantec Security Service ". In which I did NOT install that program before
- Deleted my hosts file. Now I can't online.
- Spreads through MSN with the ZIP file NEWPICTURES1100.zip.
- Inside will be a .scr file. DO NOT OPEN IT.
- Using address bar in XP will NOT work.
- Settings will bounce back.
- Programs may not run after being infected. You may need to rename the .exe file. ie, hijackthis.exe rename to hjt.exe
- System Restore disabled
- Infects USB drives as well. Use Win+E to open your drive,as right-click and Open also triggers the virus.
Download and install Malwarebytes Antimalware, Kaspersky Antivirus 2009, ComboFix and boot into safe mode. I will teach you the exact steps if you need to know precisely how to clear it.
If you got infected, there are several symptoms.
- No Task Manager
- No regedit
- No msconfig
- AV shuts down
- Autostarts using " Symantec Security Service ". In which I did NOT install that program before
- Deleted my hosts file. Now I can't online.
- Spreads through MSN with the ZIP file NEWPICTURES1100.zip.
- Inside will be a .scr file. DO NOT OPEN IT.
- Using address bar in XP will NOT work.
- Settings will bounce back.
- Programs may not run after being infected. You may need to rename the .exe file. ie, hijackthis.exe rename to hjt.exe
- System Restore disabled
- Infects USB drives as well. Use Win+E to open your drive,as right-click and Open also triggers the virus.
Download and install Malwarebytes Antimalware, Kaspersky Antivirus 2009, ComboFix and boot into safe mode. I will teach you the exact steps if you need to know precisely how to clear it.
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Another browser
Another browser is out, just after about a fortnight after Chrome's launch. Its called Space Time 3D. And well, here is a small review.
Looks nice? Well, it does. But seriously, the lack of buttons really annoys me. And, how the heck do I add tabs? And why does Wikipedia does not have an entry of Space Time 3D yet? Anyhow, I will take this chance to, err, bomb this browser. Hahaha.
Not to be cruel or anything, but every since the launch of FF3, IE8, Opera 9.5 and Chrome, I was expecting a heck more than this. Yes, other than the 3D effects, I am not happy at all with ST3D. It sucks. Yes, it SUCKS. I mean, why doesn't the regular Ctrl+T opens up a new tab? If you observe closely, the full screen ain't full. The top still has some empty space. Why is it so slow? What is your source engine? And why the hell did you gave me a BSOD? Why? I hate this browser. Nuff said.
Looks nice? Well, it does. But seriously, the lack of buttons really annoys me. And, how the heck do I add tabs? And why does Wikipedia does not have an entry of Space Time 3D yet? Anyhow, I will take this chance to, err, bomb this browser. Hahaha.
Not to be cruel or anything, but every since the launch of FF3, IE8, Opera 9.5 and Chrome, I was expecting a heck more than this. Yes, other than the 3D effects, I am not happy at all with ST3D. It sucks. Yes, it SUCKS. I mean, why doesn't the regular Ctrl+T opens up a new tab? If you observe closely, the full screen ain't full. The top still has some empty space. Why is it so slow? What is your source engine? And why the hell did you gave me a BSOD? Why? I hate this browser. Nuff said.
Thursday, September 11, 2008
My self potraits
This is what happens if I'm to damn screwed up. Doing shots that not one can understand. Buahahaha.
Exam Week
Darn. Since that now is exam week, and just to keep this blog barely alive, I have resorted to COPY PASTAAA!!! as what Kit mentioned. Not to worry, my bullshits will be back after the 19 of September. Buahaha.
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Random joke
Why I Fired My Secretary
This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn’t feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, “Happy Birthday!”, and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone “Happy Birthday.” I thought… Well, that’s marriage for you, but the kids… They will remember.
My kids came trampling down the stairs to breakfast, ate their breakfast, and didn’t say a word to me. So when I made it out of the house and started for work, I felt pretty dumpy and despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary Joanne said, “Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!” It felt a bit better knowing that at least someone remembered. I worked in a zombie like fashion until about one o’clock, when Joanne knocked on my door and said, “You know, it’s such a beautiful day outside, and it’s your Birthday, why don’t we go out for lunch, just you and me.” I said, “Thanks, Joanne, that’s the best thing I’ve heard all day. Let’s go!”
We went to lunch but not where we’d normally go. Instead she took me to a quiet bistro with a private table. We had a couple of mixed drinks and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Joanne said, “You know, It’s such a beautiful day… We don’t have to go right back to the office, do we?” I replied with “I suppose not. What do you have in mind?” She said, “Let’s go to my apartment, it’s just around the corner.”
After arriving at her apartment, Joanne turned to me and said, “Boss if you don’t mind, I’m goinna to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I’ll be right back.” “Ok.” I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake…
Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends, and co-workers, all singing “Happy Birthday”.
And I just sat there…
On the couch…
Naked.
This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn’t feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, “Happy Birthday!”, and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone “Happy Birthday.” I thought… Well, that’s marriage for you, but the kids… They will remember.
My kids came trampling down the stairs to breakfast, ate their breakfast, and didn’t say a word to me. So when I made it out of the house and started for work, I felt pretty dumpy and despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary Joanne said, “Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!” It felt a bit better knowing that at least someone remembered. I worked in a zombie like fashion until about one o’clock, when Joanne knocked on my door and said, “You know, it’s such a beautiful day outside, and it’s your Birthday, why don’t we go out for lunch, just you and me.” I said, “Thanks, Joanne, that’s the best thing I’ve heard all day. Let’s go!”
We went to lunch but not where we’d normally go. Instead she took me to a quiet bistro with a private table. We had a couple of mixed drinks and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Joanne said, “You know, It’s such a beautiful day… We don’t have to go right back to the office, do we?” I replied with “I suppose not. What do you have in mind?” She said, “Let’s go to my apartment, it’s just around the corner.”
After arriving at her apartment, Joanne turned to me and said, “Boss if you don’t mind, I’m goinna to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I’ll be right back.” “Ok.” I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake…
Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends, and co-workers, all singing “Happy Birthday”.
And I just sat there…
On the couch…
Naked.
Sunday, September 7, 2008
Random joke
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in
his room, so he
decided
to send an e-mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address,
and without
realizing his error, he sent out the e-mail.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just
returned from her
husband's funeral. The widow decided
to check her inbox, expecting condolence messages from
relatives and
friends.
Upon reading the first message, she fainted. The
widow's son rushed into
the room, found his mother on the floor,
and saw the computer screen which read as follow:
To : My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Reached
Date : 16 May 2004
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They gave
computers here,
and we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones.
I've just reached here and have been checked-in.
I see that everything has been prepared for your
arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW!
Bye
his room, so he
decided
to send an e-mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address,
and without
realizing his error, he sent out the e-mail.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just
returned from her
husband's funeral. The widow decided
to check her inbox, expecting condolence messages from
relatives and
friends.
Upon reading the first message, she fainted. The
widow's son rushed into
the room, found his mother on the floor,
and saw the computer screen which read as follow:
To : My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Reached
Date : 16 May 2004
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They gave
computers here,
and we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones.
I've just reached here and have been checked-in.
I see that everything has been prepared for your
arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW!
Bye
The Italian
The Italian.
An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 Months. Very worried, the mother goes to the Drugstore and buys a pregnancy test.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says," Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them, "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach house, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest we do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You fuk her again."
An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 Months. Very worried, the mother goes to the Drugstore and buys a pregnancy test.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says," Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them, "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach house, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest we do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You fuk her again."
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Acid3 tests
As quoted from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acid3,
Acid3 is a test page from the Web Standards Project that checks how well a web browser follows certain web standards, especially relating to the DOM and JavaScript.
It was in development from April 2007,[1] and released on 3 March 2008.[2] The main developer was Ian Hickson, who also wrote the Acid2 test. Acid2 focused primarily on Cascading Style Sheets, but this third Acid test focuses also on technologies used on modern, highly interactive websites characteristic of Web 2.0, such as ECMAScript and DOM Level 2. A few tests also concern Scalable Vector Graphics (SVG), XML and data: URIs. It includes several elements from W3C CSS3 working drafts that have not made it to candidate recommendations yet.
When successful, the Acid3 test displays a gradually increasing percentage counter with colored rectangles in the background. The percentage displayed is based on the number of sub-tests passed. In addition to these the browser also has to render the page exactly like the reference page as rendered in the same browser. Like the Acid2 test, the reference rendering is not a bitmap, to allow for certain differences in font rendering.
Ok, enough of copying. Here are some results from popular browsers today.
Google Chrome
Firefox 3
Internet Explorer 8, Beta 2
Opera 9.5
Acid3 was deliberately written in such a way that every web browser failed upon the test's release.
Acid3 is a test page from the Web Standards Project that checks how well a web browser follows certain web standards, especially relating to the DOM and JavaScript.
It was in development from April 2007,[1] and released on 3 March 2008.[2] The main developer was Ian Hickson, who also wrote the Acid2 test. Acid2 focused primarily on Cascading Style Sheets, but this third Acid test focuses also on technologies used on modern, highly interactive websites characteristic of Web 2.0, such as ECMAScript and DOM Level 2. A few tests also concern Scalable Vector Graphics (SVG), XML and data: URIs. It includes several elements from W3C CSS3 working drafts that have not made it to candidate recommendations yet.
When successful, the Acid3 test displays a gradually increasing percentage counter with colored rectangles in the background. The percentage displayed is based on the number of sub-tests passed. In addition to these the browser also has to render the page exactly like the reference page as rendered in the same browser. Like the Acid2 test, the reference rendering is not a bitmap, to allow for certain differences in font rendering.
Ok, enough of copying. Here are some results from popular browsers today.
Google Chrome
Firefox 3
Internet Explorer 8, Beta 2
Opera 9.5
Google Chrome Launched
For those who are still in the dark, this is Google's first beta browser. I'm using it now and I am relatively pleased with how it turned out. Something different from the other browsers I have used. But since it's still in beta, I'll keep my criticism until the final is out. Anyway, it does eat less RAM than FF3.
Initial tryouts did show that there is no drop down for the address bar. And I can't use the scroll wheel to scroll down. Oh, where is my smooth scrolling? Why does it need to have online installation? Why can't I download the whole application and install it on internet un-capable systems? Wait for more to come while I torture it.
For downloads, its at http://www.google.com/chrome
Give it a try. You won't be disappointed.
Initial tryouts did show that there is no drop down for the address bar. And I can't use the scroll wheel to scroll down. Oh, where is my smooth scrolling? Why does it need to have online installation? Why can't I download the whole application and install it on internet un-capable systems? Wait for more to come while I torture it.
For downloads, its at http://www.google.com/chrome
Give it a try. You won't be disappointed.
Monday, September 1, 2008
The car I use.
Its not my car. Its my daddy's one. I use it as mine. Hehe. Anyway, I drive this most of the time and I do get quite attached to it.
Its not my car. Its my daddy's one. I use it as mine. Hehe
It's a 1.6l Chevy Optra. 2005 model. I do wish to change those fugly rims for something better.
Its not my car. Its my daddy's one. I use it as mine. Hehe
It's a 1.6l Chevy Optra. 2005 model. I do wish to change those fugly rims for something better.
Waja And Optra Afterthoughts
I did have fun driving both cars. The Waja is so much more responsive then the Optra is. I accidentally revved the car to 5000rpm while stepping on the accelerator. And the 4G18 is kinda rough. Maybe it is kinda old. Anyway, while cruising at 90km/h at some trunk roads, the car's rev was around 2500rpm. I managed around 2200rpm on the Optra. It is all about the gearing. The ride of the Waja is also a bit harsh, kinda hard. Maybe it was due to the 16" rims and series 45 tires. Darn sporty rims sacrifices comfort for handling. I did not managed to play on further, as it was around 11pm that day. I could have tested the D-3-2-1 on the bending roads. I only managed to play with the "HOLD" button on the Optra. More to come soon, I hope.
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