2 Horny Dwarfs

A not very well off dwarf wins the $121 million state lottery and he decides to splash out. He calls his best friend (another dwarf) and they take the first flight down to Vegas.

Throwing a hundred thousand around on the crap tables, they soon gather a few admirers, in particular, two gorgeous, mini-skirted girls of easy virtue. The four of them soon retire to the 2-bedroom penthouse suite for a night of champagne, cocaine and general debauchery.

Unfortunately, despite the charms of his new lady friend, the first dwarf, is unable to get a hard-on. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of:

"Here I come again ...ONE, TWO, THREE...UUH!" and the squeaking of bed-springs all night long.

In the morning, once the girls have gone, the second dwarf asks the first:

"How did it go?"

The first mutters:

"It was so embarrassing. I just couldn't get it up."

The second dwarf shook his head:

"You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the f***ing bed!"