Cold Jokes

Just for sharing.

One day, banana went out dating with his girlfriend.
Its a hot and sunny day, so banana took off his shirt.
And then, the girlfriend fell down.

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During road test, at a one way left turn junction.
The examiner ask the student: "Turn left?"
Student: "Right..."
The student failed.

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A young man got lost while looking the way to university.
But he found a professor, so he ask:"How do I go to university?"
Professor:"Study hard, boy."

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Once upon a time, a polar bear thinks that the sun is too shiny, so he put up sunglasses.
Then he became a panda...

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One upon a time, a bun was hungry, so he ate lots of meat.
Then he became a pao...

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